Friday, October 19, 2007

A meme!

Oh the girl who oddly believes she has crooked eyebrows has tagged me with a meme! What she doesn't know, is that her eyebrows are perfect and I long to rip them off her head and put them on my face. Wow, I'm not pyscho. I promise.

So here it goes ladies. 5 interesting things about me!!

1. When I was a toddler, I used to eat worms and scabs. I used to go in the back yard at my baby sitter's house and dig up her garden so that I could find worms. The scab thing? I don't know. I was clumsy and fell a lot. Yes, I ate the scabs. Therefore, my knees and legs are nothing but scars, scars, scars because my cuts didn't heal properly. Still want to be my friend after reading #1?? Just be glad you weren't the people that raised me.

2. I am left handed and virtually retarded if I try and use my right hand for anything. It's like dead weight on me. I write crooked, I have problems doing my hair, and I can't even cut a straight line. I blame it all on being left handed.

3. I had to go to speech class as a child because I couldn't pronounce my R sounds or the -OOL sounds. After years of spech, I can say "The red rabbit ran away from rain" just fine. But listen closely when I say school, cool, fool, or pool. It's not normal. Missy and the Tiger make fun of me all the time. They always say, "She's coo-el for schoo-el" to me.

4. I am a closet Cowboys fan. Please don't ever tell the Tiger this one. Thank goodness he never pulls up my blog! He'd probably die of a heart attack if he knew secretly I was cheering for the Cowboys and not the Bears. I can't help it. I have Tony Romo and Terrel Owens fever. I'm predicting the Cowboys to win the Superbowl this year. You heard it here first. Remember that.

5. I have always wanted to go to Canada. Honestly, there is no particular reason for this but it's soemthing I've wanted to do for years and years. But I've been to Mexico and I feel that I should some day go north and see what our neighbors up there are like. And every time I hear the word Canada I always think of the South Park Movie when they say, "Canadaians are a bunch of flapheads." I don't know what the heck that means, but it cracks me up with all the south park people and their heads falling off. So yeah, someone send me to Canada please.

And there you have meme. It's amazing what you tell your blogging friends. I am wondering if I'll lose a few after the scab and worm comment. Hahahaahha. I'm all grown up now. I promise I only eat food!

HA! And now the tagging shall begin. Annie, Sheryl, and Tracy.......... I want to know 5 interesting things about you! Try and beat the scab thing. I dare you.


Crooked Eyebrow said...

I'm so glad you played!
I won't even go there with the scab eating thing! But I totally want to go to Canada. Let's go. Road trip!!

Adventures In Babywearing said...

OH MY. I almost lost it with the scab eating. Way to be open and honest! This was fun to read!


Ann(ie) said...

I've been to Canada many times, but am dying to go to Mexico!!!

chrissy said...

Scabs and worms, your joking right?! Even if your not, glad you have made healthier choices these days! Are you one of the cowboys fans from way back or of recent?

Peant Butter and Jelly Boats said...

I'm on it! As soon as the baby goes to bed tonight I'll work mine up!

The scab thing is a bit gross. I forgot you were left handed and I had no idea you used to take speech class.

Mimi's Toes said...

As I am sitting eating my breakfast, reading about the scabs and worms, I almost lost it...NOT..still kept eating. You are crazy, but loved getting to know you better...

More Than A Single Mom said...

This is why I LOVE my new found blogging. It's amazing to me what people can learn about each other...old friends and new. Thanks for all the comments! P.S. I've been scab eating free for 23 years's ok to go out to dinner with me. Promise.

My Wonderful Men... said...

Thanks for sharing, I couldn't read #1 after the first few words.

Crooked Eyebrow said...

scab free for 23 years now!

ha! that should get you some interesting visitors!!

You are too funny.